I think I’m going blind, although they say it’s because of too much… so maybe I’m not!
I’ve been going through my copy of FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2007 (always a favorite), but something is wrong!
From that first photo of Jessica Alba looking like a less attractive version of Ursula Andrews to Hayden Panettiere at number 6, whoever she is. What about Emily Scott at No. 9 whose only claim to fame was showing her implants on Celebrity Love Island…not that I’m complaining, of course!
It was when I saw a full-page spread of Tottenham Hotspur’s girlfriend, Theo Wolcott, at number 96 that I realized the world had gone mad!
Could it be some underhanded Blairesque type ‘babe’ corruption scandal going on? Does Max Clifford Pay FHM Put Celebrities On The D List? Or maybe they used a premium rate of £1.50 per minute of the phone line to select the winners. Something is not quite right!
So why is my magazine already falling apart and where are the missing beauties?
Jamelia, Tina O’Brien and that Sammy girl who was dating Charlie, Roxanne Pallett from Emmerdale (classic TV), Jennifer Lopez, Shakira, Nigella Lawson (isn’t she sweet), Kirsty Gallagher, Roman Abramovitch’s girlfriend (say no more!), Cat Deeley, Salma Hayek, Penelope Cruz…uh oh!… I feel faint!
Many more obvious beauties are missing – where am I, for example? Ok, so I’m a man, but I’m still damn beautiful… and no, I haven’t had any implants, whatever my doctor says, all ‘au natural – apart from a touch of Lipo! Can someone help me if my mind is getting blurry with all these beautiful women running through it?
My question is, has FHM completely skimped on Jessica Alba’s bikini budget? I think she would have looked a lot sexier…but yes, me too!
At least the FHM voters haven’t completely lost the plot, the day that happens will be the day Kelly Brooks and Keeley don’t even make the Top 10.
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